Asoloele Blog

Maybe you could throw a flag over her face and do her for your country, but there's no doubting that the evidence is in on this one.  The face has gone to hell.  Just aging and drug-addled looking.  Sorry Brit, I think you've played 18 - time to hit the clubhouse.

Maybe the lamest lapdance of all time.  If you're gonna grind on a dude as part of your show, give the people what they want.  Start smushin' your ass and tits and boobs all over the place.  THAT'S a lapdance.  Wanna see how it's done?  Check out the video we just posted before this one.  That's talent in action.  That's a professional at work givin' 110 percent.  That's a five-tool player as opposed to a tool.  All we know about you now is that you suck as a singer and you'd most definitely suck as a stripper.  Two strikes, Brit - swing at anything that's close....