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INDIANA - Yet another female teacher has been caught allegedly having sex with an under age student.
Married Erin Baynard Stewart, 30, was yesterday fired from her social studies teaching job at Chauncey Rose Middle School, in Terre Haute, Indiana, after being accused of having relations with a 14-year-old boy. Stewart, who had worked at the school for six years, allegedly had four sexual encounters with the boy. She had oral sex with the student in her classroom in December 2009, while other encounters took place in Stewart's home, according to court documents. The now 15-year-old, who can not be named for legal reasons, was able to describe and draw sketches of the interior of the teacher's home, Terre Haute Police Detective, Rick Decker, said. Vigo County School Superintendent Danny Tanoos called the charges 'disappointing' 'heart-breaking' and 'tragic' at a recent news conference. 'It breaks the trust, that bond that we have and that code of ethics that we have as educators. And so once that’s broken, it’s hard to sometimes regain that trust,' he added. Stewart has pleaded not guilty to two counts of sexual misconduct with a minor. She is currently out on $75,000 bond stumped up by her parents. Her trial will start in October. Yesterday's official termination of Stewart's contract is a formality. She had already given up her teaching licence and had not been paid since.

This chick is one of the ugliest sex-scandal teachers I've seen in a long time.  I mean I can't even see how the kid was turned on.  She's gotta tip the scales at around 300 lbs. and has that greasy/frizzy hair thing goin' on.  Don't think I'd want that face anywhere near my junk.  I figure the only reason she's bangin' 14-year-olds is that she can't get any adult with 20/20 vision to throw it in her.  I guess she's married, but he must be the happiest guy on the planet right now.  He's probably been tryin' to figure out how to dump this wench for years.  Good news, bro - wifey's now gonna be bangin' fat lesbians in prison.  Happy days!

WOODTV - A 32-year-old teacher's aide is accused of sexually assaulting a middle-school student from the same district where she worked in Calhoun County. U.S. marshals on June 3 arrested April Patzkowsky in Brownsville, Texas, where she had been living with relatives for the past eight months. She was arrested on an outstanding warrant for four sexual assault charges, and is now awaiting extradition procedures. The male student attends W.K. Kellogg Middle School -- the same building where 32-year-old Patzkowsky worked as a bilingual aid, according to her husband, Mike Patzkowsky. April was employed at the school for about five years to help students with their English skills. Emmett Township Public Safety began the investigation after receiving a complaint report. Police said the abuse occurred off school grounds, and Mike Patzkowsky told 24 Hour News 8 that it happened last summer. April was placed on administrative leave shortly after the investigation began last September, Mike said. April was aware of the situation and kept police informed of her whereabouts, Mike added. She faces life in prison, if convicted...

Life in prison?  For makin' some little horndog's dream come true?  Call me sexist, but these female-teacher-sex-with-boys stories always seem a little less harmful than when the man is the pedophile.  I'm bettin' the dude could have said no and that would've been the end of it.  Fact is, he'll probably jerk off for the rest of his life while re-living the experience.  Some parent probably caught wind of junior braggin' about the whole thing and turned her ass in.  April just taught one of her students to be a cunning linguist.  Life in prison?  Are you kiddin' me?

I love this freakin' guy.  I bet all of his students end up being doctors or lawyers or rocket scientists.  Spare the rod, spoil the child I say.  I went to Catholic school as a kid and the nuns were way worse than this.  They'd hold your hand down and literally bust your knuckles.  The thing was, they didn't have to do it very often once we all got the message.   And what they got was a whole classroom full of kids that never gave 'em any shit at all.  Watch out for the next generation of free Egyptians, the new world leaders.